1. A man will pay $10 for a $5 item he wants.
A woman will pay $5 dollars for a $10 item that she doesn’t want (or need).
2. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
3. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
4. To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman you must lover her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
5. Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
6. Any married man should forget his mistakes; there’s no reason for two people to
remember the same thing.
7. Men wake up as good-lucking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
8. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change, but she does.
9. A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
10. There are two times when a man doesn’t understand a woman—before and
aftermarriage.
Akin, Daniel. God on Sex. Broadman &Holman Publishers. 2003.
